My friend posted this on fb from Charlevoix Michigan.
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harry potter books rated by the mention of swans
- philosophers stone: no mentions. 0/10
- chamber of secrets: fawkes is described as the size of a swan. a heart stopping moment. 8/10.
- prisoner of azkaban: no mentions. 0/10.
- goblet of fire: fawkes again mentioned as the size of a swan. just as exciting as the last time. 8/10.
- order of the phoenix: fawkes once more mentioned as the size of a swan. a happy occasion as always. cho's patronus is a swan. a thrilling and heart warming moment. 10/10.
- half blood prince: no mentions. disgusting of a book this size. 0/10.
- deathly hallows: when neville opens the portrait of ariana the portrait is said to have 'swang open'. When the only mention of a swan is inside another word you know it's a bad read. 1/10.
Being broke while I’m in the middle of a work week is the most depressing/frustrating shit ever. I work so hard how do I have no money
(via africansouljah)
I have a show today and i am so unbelievably unprepared i think I’m just gonna crawl under my bed and hide.
I feel like I’m trapped in a plastic bag dying trying to get out and all my friends are just staring
